A letter to the world

Promises were never meant to be broken,
It was meant to be kept,
The word "promise" has a power within it,
Unfortunately most abuses its power.

You don't promise to drag someone closer to you,
You don't promise to get out of trouble,
You don't promise to make someone feel better,

But you promise when you swore an oath deep inside your heart,
And you'll do anything not to break it,

Because it will break you.

Don't promise if you can't keep it,
If breaking promises is easy for you,
Receiving broken promises are difficult for everyone.

Promise,
And stay true to it.

They are meant to be kept.

I said maybe, baby, please.

Before anything else,

Watch this two plain stupid videos I've come upon.





The first was due to downright bad acting,
With a fly just happens to make it worse.

The second,
Hell.

All I remember doing when I first saw the video,
Was shoving my middle finger up towards my monitor,
Literally giggling and muttering "what the fuck" with both of my eyebrows lifted.

Like come on,
All I have to say about that clip has already been said.







Heh.

Now if you look even more closely,
At the part when the poor horse sliding,

Legs were tied,
And they're wheels at the side which I believe they used some kind of cart,
To pull it over to the other side.

Animals were hurt in the making of this movie,

And I'm damn sure of it.

But of course,
Comedy won't be born without movies like these.

Movies that will eventually make poor Bran stoned for 3 hours and a quarter.



Now now,
Time for some feline talk.


Cassie



Don't mind that baboon face stuck there,
If ya know what I meant.

Anyway,
She was spayed around last week or so,
Sterilised if you had no idea what I'm talking about.

The vet doctor who was in-charge of her was being an ass,
Either that or she's someone new.

Cass was practically covered in dried blood on some parts of her fur,
That was not the case when my sister sent our Yaya several years ago.

On the very same night,
I got a difficult time getting over myself just by looking at her,
Walking like some drunkard and ALWAYS tried to climb on anyone's lap,
Shoving her head and getting a sleep.

I'm telling you,
That was one pitiful sight,
So clear she was in pain.

Yet she still tried to jump on the couch and makes me go "SHIT" everytime.

Thank god she recovered just fine.





There you go,
Lucky me the stitches didn't came off.

Let us all wish for her to grow back fur on her tummy,
For the sole reason she looks naked without em.

Sigh.


And as for Bran,




I'm still giving him the best shelter he'll ever wished for.


Not to forget another feline friend whom me and aneh came upon the other night,






We eventually named him "Bulat" due to his round face.

Funny cat,
Caught her several times "gliding" onto the floor,
She's just one fucking friendly feline whom we both know deserves better.

Her breathing was rough,
And her meow doesn't sound normal.

Let us all hope someday she'll be saved from this wilderness of Simei.


With all that said,
I know there's still like half a year more to go before I'm done serving NS.

But the stress for the future has already gotten to me.

My parents so badly wanted me to sign-on as a full-pledged policeman,
My dad especially,
Talking as if he's one retired officer,
Refusing to accept my "beg-to-differ" talk even when I'm the one actually experiencing all these government crap.

If that's not bad enough,
My plans to actually take on private diploma seems to have faded out,
When I actually did my research only to find out you can't actually go anywhere with a private dip cert,
Unless you're continuing to a private degree which I found to be in lesser recognition or at most equal to a polytechnic's diploma.

What if I'm taking poly and spent 3 more years instead of that one year in private institution?

I'll be like 25 when I'm done,
When my plan was bringing back salary by the time I'm 23.

Then the courses.

Torn between IT, Business and of course Psychology,
All three I have experience in,
And all three I have interests in.

But which could have actually pulled me to greater heights?


Dear readers,
Do me this favour.

If you have any knowledge on any institutions that offers RECOGNISED private diplomas,
Any courses that actually uses all three points I'm experienced in.

Please notify me.

Right now I'm looking at Dip in;
Psychology,
Business IT
IT
Cyber & Security
Human Resource & Psychology
Business Informatics
Music something something in SP.


Help me out I need it,
Lan

Hari Raya 2009 Special: The fuckload of Melfraps + Jantan Brothers Raya Pics

Apologies for the long wait,
It's just that everytime I wanted to blog about something,
Something else caught up with me.

Be it phone calls,
Cass & Bran getting into trouble,
Or probably I just got too caught up being horny and ended up gear-shifting for hours in the toilet.

Now that I'm back,
Let's get to the fuckload-of-pics section,

Right,
The pics.


Melfraps Raya 2009




From left to right;

Lead Guitarist Azroy from Big Momma house
Drummer Khairi from Dumb & Dumber,
Rhythm Guitarist Azhar from Jeritan Sepi
Bass Guitarist Riduwan from Journey to the West (Sun Wukong a.k.a golden monkey),
Vocalist Azlan from Ju-On


With special guests




Covering Assistant Manager Liana from Alice in Wander(boy)land,
Manager Hidayah from Honey I Shrunk The Kids
Tech-Expert Sam from Sammyboyforum.com.sg. (Hidden)

Thus,
Begins the story of..




I Still Don't Know What They Did Last Raya


3rd October 2009,
1600 hours


I stood at the darkest lit corner of my house,
Awaiting the greatest summoners the world has to offer.



They were late,
Like they always does.

And when they don't,
I'll be late,

Always will.


One by one,
They came,
Boasting their knowledge of hidden powers that no other being can surpass.


The Master of Black Magic,

Roy.


He has the ability to camouflage himself when the going gets tough,
Sneaking across the darkest streets of the Lion City,

And yes,
That only applies when it's dark.
I mean,

Black.

Everyone except banglas fears him.

So does food.


Secondly,
The Apprentice of Illusion,

Zhar.



While lowering his weight to as light as 10g,
And expanding his suit to trap winds,

It's not a bird,
Not a plane,

But a pervert flying above to see cleavages.

Big busts in tank tops fears him.


The Eye of Moron,

Wan.


If his towering figure of 230cm isn't enough to keep watch on the battle that awaits,
His stare alone kills the enemies due to laughter that awaits.

Alias Kadir fears him.



The Changeling,

Khai.



If you have ever need of an assassin,
He's the one for the job.

Arm with two daggersticks,
Throwing cymbals,

And the look of a cold-blooded killer/paedophile,

Kids fear him.


The Expert at Beast Arts,

Dayah.



Dang.

We love her.

Accompanied by the Beastkeeper,
Liana,


....
.....We love her more.

P/S: CHECK OUT THAT SEXY ARSE.




So you think I'm actually gonna waste my precious time doing stories after these introductions?

Hell no,
Not this time.

Pictures as per normal.

At my house.



Khai trying to turn kids on, with a twist to the story.



Big Momma's Bus Stop



Happy Kids



He won't stop.



When women doesn't want to be touch.



And he's still preying on kids



When kids doesn't want Khai, Roy getting possessed, and Zhar's nose getting digged.



Uh.



Camouflage doesn't work on my couch.



I thought food makes men happy?



Maharaja of Uzbekistan



My wife, Mother-in-Law, and Father-in-Law



Sam just had to turn his gold-plated back, back.



When Roy walked out of the bathroom bottomless



Sam still couldn't contain his disgusts even after Roy donned his armor back.



Kami dari Hamid and Sons and Daughter ingin mengucapi..



Selamat Hari Raya!



My second wife and first brother-in-law hella confusing I know. and my confused face?



The joy of seeing an 18 year old in fbt.



Sleepy-heads in a cramped car



Lontong wheel-of-fortune



The best thing about Sam's house...his sister.



Trying to get my third marriage going.




She loves it fast. Sorry Sam I just had to do it.



Mana tu budak mau kasi kicap sama dia?



Happy ending for happy people.




End of Melfraps.

To wrap this up,
Here's the pics for the Jantan Brothers Raya trip on 4th October.

Yeah I know I'm starting to grow downhill,
You seriously gotta hate my mood swings sometimes.


JB Raya 2009
4th October 2009




Trying to balance a plate of crackers isn't as easy as it may sounds like.



Finally, a raya partner.



Fadhli lover, Fadhli, Fadhli ex-lover



Calling all musclemen to dickslap these faces.



Ze Godfather



Black partners white when it comes to JB




Dia sengih, aku senyum.



Erm.



Don't worry, they're normal.



Canadian Pizza is also invited for raya.



Zimbabwe next top model



Faroe Island manhunt



Just. Look. At. Fad. Face.



Is huda's lips open or not? You decide.



Before I forgot, my house is the natural meet up place for raya.



Cause I'm Mr Brightside.



Lucky Fad, Arfah sure has stunning eyes.



The magic is in my palm.



Abang-abang polisi.



S.Jibeng and K.Kobeng



Happy Times.



Orang Kampung dan Orang Belanda.



Arfah cute.



In the wild. (I FUCKEN SMILE MY TEETH OUT!)



Shita's Crib of Pizzas.



Ahh, more shades.



Chelsea vs Liverpool



The actual couple for the night. God bless you both.



Apologising session turns funny.



Come baby light my fire.



The White People.



The Jantan Miang.



Indonesia Flag.



Couple for the night.





GOODBYE.



I know it's one entry with fuckload of pics,
But again I stress out my apologies for the lack of content.

Something happened,
So I had to rush it all out.

And I still have my private blog to take care of.



You and I could use a little patience,
Lan